we have officially lost it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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