barbara walters just said penis...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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