absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
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You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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