I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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