im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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