okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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