I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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