I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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