I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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