she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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