Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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