he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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