either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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