So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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