ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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