At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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