She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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