We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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