Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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