well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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