i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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