One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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