sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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