She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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