The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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