My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
