i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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