Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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