Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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