having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
this just has baby written all over it
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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