dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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