You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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