I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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