with your own penis?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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