What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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