Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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