I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think a kid would responsible me up
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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