called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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