8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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