we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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