I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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