they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
