I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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