was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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