Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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