you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you inspire me to be a worse person
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
