i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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