dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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