Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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