take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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