I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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