i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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