i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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